Reasons why I don’t update blogs:

1. I am lazy.
2. When I think about it, I am half asleep and that keeps me up for another hour.
3. I spend too much thinking about how I can’t get back to sleep because I’m so anxiety ridden because I can’t stop worrying why I don’t update my blog.
4. When I do have time, I’m not thinking about updating blogs.
5. I’m reading other blogs.
6. I’m working.
7. I have time to update at work (lunch) but I’m too busy reading other blogs and not thinking about updating my blog.
8. All I can think about after not updating my blog is posts explaining why I don’t update my blog. (NEW GREAT IDEA)
9. But what happens when I regularly post to my blog of excuses for not updating my blog?
10. Is this when I sell out?
11. Surely this will be after my first million readers.
12. At that point, I won’t even care if someone thinks my blog of reasons why I don’t update my blog being updated so regularly is stupid and kitchy.
13. Spelling ‘regularly’ causes me too much anxiety.

Reasons why I should update more:

• Writing is healthy.
• ???
• Profit!!